Thursday, April 19, 2012

Imanyara monologue.

A car breaks down along crescent road! You would be forgiven for thinking the many security personnel here would hassle them off to a place further away. But then again how do you "sweep out " a roadside breakdown. Poor chaps these lads let me slow down a bit maybe I could be of some help. It is still quite early I doubt they could be muggers, I wonder who would be stupid enough to mug people this close to state house.
 Boy are they happy to see me, look at them approach like bees to the nectar I say. Let me just stop and  see what their problem is. Oh! Oh! One of them has got a knife, damn this other one too. My oh my this is all too familiar, I am having the Thika road deja vu. What is it about me that attracts thugs? Oh Lord why me? Okay I know how to deal with this just keep calm, you have been here before man just give them what they want and they will leave. Good thing I installed that tracker in my car just in case they get too greedy.

Okay if they want me to get out of the car it is fine, just cooperate do not scare them or they will hurt you man. Just get out as they have ordered, switch off the engine fast. Okay now slow and easy just come out and show them both hands. This is a funny crop they have not asked me for anything yet, gosh maybe they want to assassinate me. Now this is bad. They want my gun, I do not even have a gun. How I wish I had one right now. I will just tell them that I am unarmed and let them frisk me. It will go well to reduce the tension here. Damn! Now who could have sent them? Lord my wife and two kids, they are goi ...
Ouch that was painful, what was that? Jesus he just slapped me with his knife. My left cheek is hurting so bad. Ouch! this guys are going to beat me senseless. Maybe I should run for dear life. They do not have guns so I guess I can just force my way through them and make for it. Oh damn he just grabbed my throat, I can't breath. They know my name! For sure this is political, maybe I should deny that I am Manyara. Ah the hell I will admit it if this is my last day then so be eat, they probably know it is me anyway.

What does this imbecile mean of course I know where Mt Kenya is. Let me answer in the affirmative and see where this goes maybe they are just a bunch of stupid tribalist  thieves they may let me off the hook if they find out I am Kikuyu assuming they are too. God please let them be Kikuyu too. Okay let me kneel down and face their freaking Mt Kenya if the is all they want this is becoming stupid. What? Pledge allegiance to that spoiled kid?

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

New Updates plus My girls.

We almost opened an academic expert account with Nick Njuki Yesterday. Boy do they take you on a Mary run! The page was too busy then so we decided to give it a try this morning I pray to God that it is successful because with it my fate will be back in my hands. Things are still awry financially but I have reason to believe that God is taking a special interest in me because I still do not know how I keep going.

Chelsea Won their home tie in the European Champions League Competition, I could say that is one happy point for me.  I am a bit worried though on the importance I put on Chelsea triumphs to boost my own personal happiness. I guess I do not have much else to be happy about I can only hope it is not a psychological condition.

I still have not got over my Ex girlfriend yet, my is it hard? I thought that by now I would have moved on but with each passing day I think more and more of her. I am surprised, maybe I was never really ready to let go despite all the red flags that pointed to a murky future. I think she is over it though, or at least I hope so. I still want her to be successful and happy, just that she was not the girl for me.

I have also significantly improved my Java skills and I am so happy about it, it is like I can feel the power of creating a functional peace of programme and the satisfaction of demystifying the seemingly awesome abilities of Charles Mutinda and Peter Bwire. With my knowledge in creating websites using HTML5 I know I can only get better at writing code in even more languages, understand even more complex functionalities and create simple to use powerful applications. Lately I have found myself admiring Anthony Waema. I think its because of Allan Njoroge's (Smokes) Influence. He keeps praising him like he is the smartest person who ever lived and has either figured out life or just hit a life jackpot. I admit he has done well for himself if it really is true that he lives in Karen.

These days I got to mention my self defeating thoughts have all but gone I feel like I am an all new person. This because I took two Internet IQ tests and scored 114 in one (I did not take that one seriously cause it overly simple and rather less strict) so in the second I scored 107 and the analysis was flattering. Said I am good discerning the flow of things and making patterns  and analysis which is good for sciences, Math and computer programming. That got me upbeat. I also got a good memory and I have enough in my cranium to help me make the decisions that will bring success to my life. I think knowing this in a way has helped me improve my Java much faster than I had set out to do.

I got to mention that I met this amazingly gorgeous lady,  like seriously beautiful girl, the kind that you see in glamor photo shoots or in catwalk isle in south America. She likes me. For some reason she thinks I am awesome and different from other guys how she came to that conclusion I still have no idea. At 25 she is the only girl who has ever called me handsome right to my face. Yeah I know, it got me too thinking "Damn girl you are so bold". Because most girls just blubber when I am talking to them.
My sister once tagged me a five so I always knew I was average, my ex Betty never really talked about my looks she used to praise my character more and probably the fact that I was an engineering student. Betty was my first real Girlfriend.  It lasted a year and a half.

Haile

Haile makes me feel like a nine, ha ha! She keeps going on and on about how I am good and Handsome.
Thing is I am not even leading this new girl  on neither I am seeking her, I just want to concentrate on fixing my finances for now. Monetizing my coding skills, rebuilding Gianni, Finishing my degree and through minimum living, max savings  hopefully I can make enough money to build Rentals in Awasi. It is a fast growing center and I believe by January I will be able to build nice cheap one bedrooms. About 20 of them. I have laid out a nice elaborate plan and God willing In January 2013 Odah will go into real estate.(Makiga). Then I will have three income streams, freelance programming, Gianni Wireless internet and other Lan Service especially the lottery smokes and I are building and finally the Sasala courts.
 I thought I should name it after Mercy Sasala a huge crash I had in high school. It lasted 3 yrs and for all those years I never flirted with another chick though in essence Mercy really was not my girl. I just liked her. I only got to vibe another girl in the latter stages of form three. Her name is Europe Njuguna,  She was smoking hot and atleast she responded to my letters in form four unlike Mercy who was kinda hot and cold for three years. I know it seems lame now that I have written it but that was it. Europe was always going to be a tough one from the start but her amazing beauty just kept beckoning. She eventually chose a rich guy who was way older than me,  I stood no chance. We were age mates, this guy was more mature and financially stable. Europe also had a Muslim background though she never wore their garb, and honestly she was always above my league then. She came from a rich family and had a taste for the finer things in life. I remember having just left form four and she chose Tipsy restaurant in Nakuru as our rendezvous. Pretty expensive place. She is doing well for herself now, I think she is married and she owns a car dealership. That is cool.