A car breaks down along crescent road! You would be forgiven for thinking the many security personnel here would hassle them off to a place further away. But then again how do you "sweep out " a roadside breakdown. Poor chaps these lads let me slow down a bit maybe I could be of some help. It is still quite early I doubt they could be muggers, I wonder who would be stupid enough to mug people this close to state house.
Boy are they happy to see me, look at them approach like bees to the nectar I say. Let me just stop and see what their problem is. Oh! Oh! One of them has got a knife, damn this other one too. My oh my this is all too familiar, I am having the Thika road deja vu. What is it about me that attracts thugs? Oh Lord why me? Okay I know how to deal with this just keep calm, you have been here before man just give them what they want and they will leave. Good thing I installed that tracker in my car just in case they get too greedy.
Okay if they want me to get out of the car it is fine, just cooperate do not scare them or they will hurt you man. Just get out as they have ordered, switch off the engine fast. Okay now slow and easy just come out and show them both hands. This is a funny crop they have not asked me for anything yet, gosh maybe they want to assassinate me. Now this is bad. They want my gun, I do not even have a gun. How I wish I had one right now. I will just tell them that I am unarmed and let them frisk me. It will go well to reduce the tension here. Damn! Now who could have sent them? Lord my wife and two kids, they are goi ...
Ouch that was painful, what was that? Jesus he just slapped me with his knife. My left cheek is hurting so bad. Ouch! this guys are going to beat me senseless. Maybe I should run for dear life. They do not have guns so I guess I can just force my way through them and make for it. Oh damn he just grabbed my throat, I can't breath. They know my name! For sure this is political, maybe I should deny that I am Manyara. Ah the hell I will admit it if this is my last day then so be eat, they probably know it is me anyway.
What does this imbecile mean of course I know where Mt Kenya is. Let me answer in the affirmative and see where this goes maybe they are just a bunch of stupid tribalist thieves they may let me off the hook if they find out I am Kikuyu assuming they are too. God please let them be Kikuyu too. Okay let me kneel down and face their freaking Mt Kenya if the is all they want this is becoming stupid. What? Pledge allegiance to that spoiled kid?
Boy are they happy to see me, look at them approach like bees to the nectar I say. Let me just stop and see what their problem is. Oh! Oh! One of them has got a knife, damn this other one too. My oh my this is all too familiar, I am having the Thika road deja vu. What is it about me that attracts thugs? Oh Lord why me? Okay I know how to deal with this just keep calm, you have been here before man just give them what they want and they will leave. Good thing I installed that tracker in my car just in case they get too greedy.
Okay if they want me to get out of the car it is fine, just cooperate do not scare them or they will hurt you man. Just get out as they have ordered, switch off the engine fast. Okay now slow and easy just come out and show them both hands. This is a funny crop they have not asked me for anything yet, gosh maybe they want to assassinate me. Now this is bad. They want my gun, I do not even have a gun. How I wish I had one right now. I will just tell them that I am unarmed and let them frisk me. It will go well to reduce the tension here. Damn! Now who could have sent them? Lord my wife and two kids, they are goi ...
Ouch that was painful, what was that? Jesus he just slapped me with his knife. My left cheek is hurting so bad. Ouch! this guys are going to beat me senseless. Maybe I should run for dear life. They do not have guns so I guess I can just force my way through them and make for it. Oh damn he just grabbed my throat, I can't breath. They know my name! For sure this is political, maybe I should deny that I am Manyara. Ah the hell I will admit it if this is my last day then so be eat, they probably know it is me anyway.
What does this imbecile mean of course I know where Mt Kenya is. Let me answer in the affirmative and see where this goes maybe they are just a bunch of stupid tribalist thieves they may let me off the hook if they find out I am Kikuyu assuming they are too. God please let them be Kikuyu too. Okay let me kneel down and face their freaking Mt Kenya if the is all they want this is becoming stupid. What? Pledge allegiance to that spoiled kid?
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